whatshehassaid:

When Lil Nas X says “let’s ride” and starts giving a lap dance to Satan

galindawithga:

SO POWERFUL

galindawithga:

god i missed them so much 😭

sandersstudies:

So I kept telling my husband to stop unfolding his clean clothes and leaving them on the floor, and he insisted he wasn’t doing any of that even though I had the evidence.

Just found the cat pulling t-shirts out of his drawer, which had been left slightly ajar. The culprit has escalated from trashcan crimes and is trying to cause upset in my marriage now.